"I used to hate family weddings. On every occasion, aunts and uncles would come up to me and smirk 'Who will be next? You?' They stopped doing it when I started doing the same to them at every funeral."
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Many items featured on this blog were randomly collected / collated, their origins or copyright unknown; if you claim to be the rightful copyright owner of anything featured on this blog, contact Angela Day/BCOMS via e-mail or via submitting a comment on the blog post concerned, and the item(s) will be either accredited or removed (subject to proof / verification of any such claims).
Comments are moderated and may not always be placed.
Angela Day/BCOMS accepts no liability or responsibility for the content of any links or ads on this website.
BCOMS stands for
Blue Chip On My Shoulder.
Angela Day is a pseudonym.
Due to the nature/content of some of its entries, this blog was marked as having adult content. Although this means visitors will see a warning message and are asked to confirm that they want to proceed to this blog, there is no way for Angela Day/BCOMS to check the age or vulnerability of any visitors, and therefore accepts no liability or responsibility for any consequences to any visitor for whom any content is potentially unsuitable. Equally, Angela Day/BCOMS accepts no liability or responsibility for any offense caused by this blog or any of its content.
Furthermore, Angela Day/BCOMS accepts no liability or responsibility for any negative consequences as a result of visitors using anything featured on this blog in any way for any purpose whatsoever (including linking, forwarding or otherwise distributing to/from this blog or any of its content).
Re the above paragraph, please be aware that many employers/clients nowadays consider 'inappropriate use' of their (IT and other) networks / systems / facilities as 'misconduct' and have no hesitation in warning or even dismissing staff when they consider particular websites / blogs used, emails sent, or information printed and/or distributed in any way as inappropriate. What exactly is deemed inappropriate or not, and whether this blog or any of its content is or should be considered as such, is subjective, and likely to be different for every workplace, hence this warning and disclaimer.
Many items featured on this blog were randomly collected / collated, their origins or copyright unknown; if you claim to be the rightful copyright owner of anything featured on this blog, contact Angela Day/BCOMS via e-mail or via submitting a comment on the blog post concerned, and the item(s) will be either accredited or removed (subject to proof / verification of any such claims).
Comments are moderated and may not always be placed.
Angela Day/BCOMS accepts no liability or responsibility for the content of any links or ads on this website.
BCOMS stands for
Blue Chip On My Shoulder.
Angela Day is a pseudonym.
CORPORATE [adjective] of, for, or belonging to a corporation or corporations
WHORE [noun] a person considered as having compromised principles for personal gain
BLUE CHIP [noun] a blue poker chip with the highest value, term generally used to refer to securities of companies having a long history of sustained earnings and dividend payments
CHIP [noun] [slang] to jeer or criticise severely, deride, taunt
CHIP ON ONE'S SHOULDER [idiom] disposition to quarrel
WHORE [noun] a person considered as having compromised principles for personal gain
BLUE CHIP [noun] a blue poker chip with the highest value, term generally used to refer to securities of companies having a long history of sustained earnings and dividend payments
CHIP [noun] [slang] to jeer or criticise severely, deride, taunt
CHIP ON ONE'S SHOULDER [idiom] disposition to quarrel
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